Ex-wife tells me there are Mexican guys painting her house and they keep looking at her and making her very uncomfortable. She said "What if they try to rape me or something?"
I said "That's what they do. They come across the border and take the jobs American men do not want to do."
She replied "Your a real a**hole!" and hung up.
She would be correct. But if you're gonna set it up for me, I am taking that shot with her, EVERY time!
For those with Exes
For those with Exes
So, a friend of mine (since kindergarten) is always complaining about his Ex-wife and how much of a B***h she is. So, when ever he sees an opportunity, he gets in a zinger. His last one had me rolling. He posted it on FB
I wasn't raised a Cactolic but converted to Cactolicism later in life 
